My parents raised me to be judgemental. Do my friends' parents hate her and lie for my twin and i? Yes. Did their parenting style screw up and make me like stuff that they don't? Definitely. Strict parenting- bad idea. <3 u, mum & dad!

If you want me to discuss something...

my email is khajiit1@live.com or leave a comment...

you need recipes, ideas, advice on what to do now that you got high and lost your virginity to a member of the same sex...
I'm good, i can blog about anything you want to know...

and if you follow me on twitter you will get little bursts of happiness every time i tweet...

i will even help you with your homework! (if you help me with mine)

Vegans and Skin Bleach

I am vegan... I am also a goth with olive skin.

In the world of folk skin bleaching, those things do not mix.

The main ingredients in skin bleaches are milk, yogurt, and lemon juice.
So, basically, i have to find new solutions.

Instead of the traditional milk bath, we sprinkle baking soda in our baths, we use lemon juice as a toner, we use oatmeal on our skin, etc...

The real key here: Becoming nocturnal.

it's the only way i see to stop looking so darn tan. i will import bleach from Japan and wear 100 spf all the time even though i sleep all day...

Nah, that sounds difficult...
I will just buy the bleach, wear sunscreen, and generally avoid sun...
And accept that i will never look like Nicole Kidman :(

Bluebery Nom Cookies (bars)

On my list of things to do before i die, number 13, was inventing a cookie.

i don't have pictures, but i invented what came out like a cake, so they are bars/cake/cookies.

Ingredients:
1 cup blueberries
1 1/2 cup flour (up to 2 cups to make batter thicker)
2 V-Eggs (vegan eggs are made by combining 1 Tbsp milled flax seed with 3 Tbsp water and leaving to sit while you prepare the rest of the recipe)

1/3 cup powdered sugar (ish)
1/3 cup brown sugar
1/3 (+) cup white sugar

1/3 cup oil
1/2 cup soy milk (i used vanilla, any is fine)
1/2 tsp bicarbonate soda (baking soda)
1/4 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp vanilla extract
dash of salt

Mix Stuff in a bowl
heat oven to 350 degrees F
pour mixture into pan
bake 25-30 minutes
Let cool!!!
cut into squares

Devour hungrily...

Now to procure a bandwagon...

Colours...

So there are like, a zillion shades of red... and first i need to go blonde.
i can't just do blonde then wait, because my parental unit will go crazy and i would make an uggo blonde.
so it looks like i will buy one shade of red and a shade of blonde, just streak blonde through (my hair is drastically darker on top so mostly there) and leave a few darker spots. then go over it with red. then when i decide to add more colour i will put in a shade to compliment the results...


That also begs the question: should i go for the supergoth look o bright red?
















Or should i go for the more traditional look even though my skin is darker and olive?

Red Hair on People who are obviously not gingers...

Red hair and dark skin is always a strong contrast. people with dark skin may strive to have these luscious red locks that stand out in a crowd. It may look fabulous on some, but some just can't pull it off.

A lot of people would argue that these darker women and men should just accept their natural color. it's only the right thing to do.

And a good many would say that we can never compete with the natural beauty of natural redheads





















Who says we have to look natural to be pretty?
Now, I'm not saying we should all go out, buy hair dye kits and make out locks red, but i am saying, I'm going to do it!

I will post pictures when i have hair like flames.
And you can tell me if i look like a clown!

I think i might be a bear...

You know how bears gain weight and sleep a lot during the winter?

well, every single winter i gain 15-ish pounds and i sleep a lot.
this could just be SAD, or i could be hibernating!

Yeah, I'm a bear...
Is anyone else a bear?
No matter how much you run on the treadmill you can't seem to not gain winter weight and once summer hits you lose it all?