Vegans and Skin Bleach

I am vegan... I am also a goth with olive skin.

In the world of folk skin bleaching, those things do not mix.

The main ingredients in skin bleaches are milk, yogurt, and lemon juice.
So, basically, i have to find new solutions.

Instead of the traditional milk bath, we sprinkle baking soda in our baths, we use lemon juice as a toner, we use oatmeal on our skin, etc...

The real key here: Becoming nocturnal.

it's the only way i see to stop looking so darn tan. i will import bleach from Japan and wear 100 spf all the time even though i sleep all day...

Nah, that sounds difficult...
I will just buy the bleach, wear sunscreen, and generally avoid sun...
And accept that i will never look like Nicole Kidman :(

Bluebery Nom Cookies (bars)

On my list of things to do before i die, number 13, was inventing a cookie.

i don't have pictures, but i invented what came out like a cake, so they are bars/cake/cookies.

Ingredients:
1 cup blueberries
1 1/2 cup flour (up to 2 cups to make batter thicker)
2 V-Eggs (vegan eggs are made by combining 1 Tbsp milled flax seed with 3 Tbsp water and leaving to sit while you prepare the rest of the recipe)

1/3 cup powdered sugar (ish)
1/3 cup brown sugar
1/3 (+) cup white sugar

1/3 cup oil
1/2 cup soy milk (i used vanilla, any is fine)
1/2 tsp bicarbonate soda (baking soda)
1/4 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp vanilla extract
dash of salt

Mix Stuff in a bowl
heat oven to 350 degrees F
pour mixture into pan
bake 25-30 minutes
Let cool!!!
cut into squares

Devour hungrily...

Now to procure a bandwagon...